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  • Missing Statement

    Missing Statement

    McAllister, I am glad, in your spirit, that I’ve finally made the move to leave everything behind and start fresh after so much internal debate and gnashing of teeth. I hope I can do justice to your no bullshit attitude moving forward. I’d ask you to humour an internet junkie for a moment. I don’t…

  • OG Pool Party

    OG Pool Party

    I had a dream last night that I was hanging at some sort of house/bbq/pool party somewhere and I’m in the kitchen talking to Martin Lawrence – yeah, THAT Martin Lawrence – and also, Ice Cube was hanging out with some other people in the kitchen as well. Because that’s the kind of parties I…

  • The Grudge

    The Grudge

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    The Grudge Saturn Comes Back Around “Saturn ascends Choose one or ten Hang on or be Humbled again” In astrology, planets “ascending” means one of two things, either entering the “ascendant” (or “rising sign”), or coming close to another planet. In this case it would be Saturn coming back around to it’s original place in…

  • Pumpkins Reunion

    Pumpkins Reunion

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    When you read things like “Smashing Pumpkins ‘Reunion’ Record”, after first making sure that it’s not just a clickbait headline, you’d be forgiven for finding yourself with a musical hard-on. Alas, the bizkit is a bit limp now. Granted, this is not a full reunion – there’s no D’Arcy – but the other 3 dudes…

  • Because Titus Says So

    Because Titus Says So

    I am gonna sit here an write this because Titus told me to I don’t know why. I don’t know why I’m writing or what to write about. I don’t believe in blogs anymore. There are too many blogs. Blogs are dead. Blogs are news magazines. Blogs are old news. Some blogs are fake news.…