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Say, are those tire tracks on your dog?
Posted in: NarrativeWell, everything is normal up here in the north. It’s started to get cold already, and by cold for you California types, that means that the average temp each day is right around freezing. The sun still comes out, though I think it’s only for like 2 or three hours a day. These days I…
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Off the market.
Posted in: NarrativeWell, as most of you know, I am married now. So leave me alone. You needn’t tease me anymore, the deed is done. It was nice of the Rope to fly the fellas up from the Youth Hostel so that they could be here for the festivities. It was good to see everyone again and…
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Manufactured creativity.
Posted in: MusicYou know, I’m white. I can’t dance. I admit it. Oh, I like to flail around when I am by myself, but not in public, people would probably call 911 or something for fear that I was having a seizure. What’s my point? None, really, other than that I can’t dance. I guess that I…
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Rednecks and Ricky Martin.
Posted in: NarrativeWell, I was pretty sure that one of the reasons I moved up here was to get away from the sticky, lame heat in the summertime in Northern Virginia. Well I can honestly say that lately, it has been just as sticky and lame up here. Wouldn’t you know it, the one summer I move…
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Hello all.
Posted in: NarrativeThings are going well here in the Great White North. Except that it is all wet. We got about 6 feet of snow one day, then it rained all day the next day. The snow melt combined with the rain got our house wet. On the inside. In the basement. Via a crack in the…
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Mirror, mirror.
Posted in: NarrativeIt’s a new year now. Get out and do stuff that you wouldn’t normally do. It’s about kidding yourself. And being an idiot. Every year we all make a bunch of lame resolutions. I’m gonna eat better. I’m gonna get in shape. I’m gonna spend less money all that good stuff…. ….and it happens…for like…