I wonder if Riad Q. Citizen in Iraq would like to know that a great deal of US servicemen/women over there have websites about their tour of duty in Iraq with pictures and comments and all that. Like it’s a vacation or something. I know it’s not a vacation. They know it’s not a vacation.…

So my daughter Julia, has been blowing chunks for the past 3 days. That doesn’t make her smarter than me. That part will come later – and if blowing chunks made you smart, I’d be designing rockets right now. We took her to the doctor and she was diagnosed with a ‘tonsil infection’. I think…

The other night I got lost in a well-to-do subdivision on my bike. It’s dark. I sit at a stop sign and try and flag people down for directions. I tried 8 or 9 people. The would look me right in the eye, and keep driving. I never got directions.

Yesterday riding home from work, I couldn’t put air in my flat bike tire at the gas station because I didn’t have fifty cents. They wanted fifty cents for air. If it’s fifty cents for a car tire, my tire would have used about 5. Is air a traded commodity on the NYSE now? I…

So this weekend I get out for a bit of a trail ride at Wakefield for like the first time in at least a month. The weather is awesome, I’m havin’ a blast – I only regret I didn’t bring the dog – I thought there would be too many people out. Not the case…

Well here we are again with another of my stimulating reports. Where to start. Oh yeah, how about my dad is a slacker and has taken way too long to get new eye candy of yours truly up on this site. I try to explain to him that my public and my fans demand fresh…