Kent Fackenthall

  • Representative of everything that is wrong with the world.

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    Yesterday riding home from work, I couldn’t put air in my flat bike tire at the gas station because I didn’t have fifty cents. They wanted fifty cents for air. If it’s fifty cents for a car tire, my tire would have used about 5. Is air a traded commodity on the NYSE now? I…

  • A view into the handbasket.

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    So this weekend I get out for a bit of a trail ride at Wakefield for like the first time in at least a month. The weather is awesome, I’m havin’ a blast – I only regret I didn’t bring the dog – I thought there would be too many people out. Not the case…

  • Tales of cookies and procrastination.

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    Well here we are again with another of my stimulating reports. Where to start. Oh yeah, how about my dad is a slacker and has taken way too long to get new eye candy of yours truly up on this site. I try to explain to him that my public and my fans demand fresh…

  • High praise for the idiot box.

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    TV is evil. I don’t like TV. the reason I don’t like TV is that I watch too much of it. It sucks me in. How, I don’t know because it truly is the idiot box. I think I must be an idiot. The more TV I watch, the more I find to dislike about…

  • On the move.

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    Hey again…I’m back and badder than ever. Hope you all enjoyed your holidays. I got lots of cool loot and I would like to thank all that donated to the ‘keep Bean entertained’ cause, your donations are greatly appreciated and will help a Bean keep smiling, giggling and drooling. Please give more. At this young,…

  • Manly duties.

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    I wasn’t the least bit surprised when the crew from the home improvement show showed up at my door. They wanted a glimplse of my skills. They wanted to see my tools. I’m a man. I can build things. I can say things like “we’re gonna have to shim that” and “pass me that auger…