Emergency Meeting

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Called an Emergency Meeting. Just me, myself, the bike and a few select higher-ranking Demons. Being the Highest Ranking Officer in Charge of Anything that Matters, I set a few things straight. Then we discussed our Strategic Plan moving into the 4th quarter of 2020 as well as ideas to capture a larger market share. Then, myself and I decided, fuck that, lets just ride bikes. The Demons were a bit pissed – they wanted us to deliberate some more but I wasn’t having it and they were overruled. I know they secretly enjoyed the bike ride anyway – they always do. Demons gonna demon. Really though, they’re just minor shit-disturbers with nothing better to do. Get ’em outside and they lose focus.

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